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[cathybites]

I have now reached the point in the shiny new fandom where I am annoyed about the fact that there's not new fic for me to read every second of the day. or, well. There probably is, but I'm picky. or not even picky, I just don't want to read about Spock. There, I said it! I liked him, but have no interest in reading about his peen.

I am also still having problems with picturing Sulu in fic as John Cho. Like, I was never a big fan of TOS, so when I'm reading fic, I'm all, 'yes yes, McCoy is Karl Urban and Kirk is that blond pretty boy,' so on and so on with no problem. but when it comes to Sulu, there's, like, this sequence in my head that goes along the lines of, 'okay, John Cho is Sulu, but Sulu is Japanese, but John Cho is not = DOES NOT COMPUTE.' because, really. I think John Cho looks so Korean he could be selling Milkis on a restaurant calendar.

I suspect most people don't have this problem. SIGH.

Anyways, I wanted to share these two prompts from st_xi_kink because OMG SOMEBODY NEEDS TO WRITE THEM RIGHT NOW NOW NOW:

1. I first came to Starfleet on the trail of the killers of my father, and for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, have remained as an officer aboard the starship Enterprise.

2. Sirius Black/Leonard McCoy: Sirius falls through The Veil and, poof! All of the sudden he's on the USS Enterprise. Confusion, hilarity, and sexytimes ensue. (in the interest of full disclosure, this one is mine. so, y'know. WRITE IT.)

SERIOUSLY. These need to be written. NEEEEEEEEED.

bah. I still need more ST icons. This one is close enough.

eta: AND OMG THIS: Kirk/Reaper(Karl Urban's character from Doom) On shore leave Kirk runs into a guy who looks a LOT like Bones (can be whatever reason, coincidence, relative) and things happen

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[honeymull.livejournal.com]

OKAY. So the way I see it? Chekov is *definitely* a virgin. But, but, also in my head, he does have a little bit of experience. Rushed, drunk blowjobs in the back of a bar, Chekov half-confused, totally dazed as some random nobody hauls him back there and sucks him off. And it's awesome, and Chekov wants to do it, too, since the guy's making these happy little humming sounds while he's down there, so after he bangs his head into the wall behind him and sees stars when he comes after about six seconds, he wriggles down to his knees, and he gets like, one fleeting mouthful of dick before the guy's coming, and Chekov's spluttering and coughing with it, and then it's gone, it's over, and the guy's zipping back up, slipping past him with a murmur, and Chekov's left staring wide-eyed and panting, still kneeling on the floor of this stupid Star Fleet bar - And all he can think about is cock, how it felt in his mouth, how he had to stretch his lips around it, the taste, the slickness. Licks his lips a few times, maybe, sense memory.

And that's all his experience. WHICH MEANS, he's had it DANGLED in front of him, then SNATCHED AWAY, so he has to be going crazy by now. And I just like the idea of little Ensign Chekov getting hard-ons at critically inappropriate times because he can smellSulu from where they're sitting two feet apart, or when Bones runs a hand down his neck, over his throat to catch his pulse, or when Captain Kirk gives him that stupid cock-sure grin - and he has to shift in his seat and concentrate on the controls before he embarrasses himself.

Augh. I just really, really want cockslut!virgin!Chekov. And this is how my mind rationalizes it.

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[cathybites.livejournal.com]

um. You're writing this, right? RIGHT?!?!?

[honeymull.livejournal.com]

Oh oh! AND, he doesn't really know that it's kinda slutty to be all excited and, well, slutty, and open once he actually has a cock in his mouth, since hey, nobody exactly sat him down and talked this through with him. So when a...series of events...leads to him and Sulu being in that particular situation, he's all enthusiastic and eager and nuzzling in at Sulu's cock through the uniform, because oh my god, he's waited way too damn long for this, and Sulu may have to manhandle him away before HE loses it, and kejrhlkjaehg. I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL WRITE THIS.

PROBABLY? Seeing as how they don't stfu in my head. D:/:D

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

sladk;alkda;lkdal;skda;k;alskda;ldka; SOMEONE HAS TO WRITE THIS NOW. DO IT DO IT DO IT, or I swear I will cry like poor cock-deprived Chekov. :(

[honeymull.livejournal.com]

AUGH OKAY I AM ON IT. DAMN YOU, ENSIGN JAILBAIT. *shakes fist*