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[cathybites]

They also spend a lot of time with each other. I've heard some weird stories from my hockey buddies. Crazy [crap]. I don't think we'd be having a contest in which we're masturbating to see you can [ejaculate] first, alright? Like he told me he did. We wouldn't be doing that in basketball.

SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT, I DEMAND TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR HOCKEY BUDDIES FROM MINNESOTA.

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[longleggedgit.livejournal.com]

We're kinky here.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's either this or ice-fishing for your entertainment options, eh?

[longleggedgit.livejournal.com]

You forgot moose-huntin'!

[melle.livejournal.com]

See? The universe is telling you happy birthday. :)

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

It truly was. XD

[honeymull.livejournal.com]

Also, another irrefutable fact that hockey > other sports. Thanks, SWS!

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I need fic involving our MN boys and this. NEEEEEEEED.

[honeymull.livejournal.com]

What, like Steps walking in on McD and Bick jerking off together and being all 0___0 and mortified and running away while McD totally wins by coming first since he sees Steps in the doorway before Bick does, and then them all studiously NOT TALKING ABOUT IT but Steps really kind of wanting to join them because...because he does, okay, he doesn't have to think about why, but he definitely doesn't walk in on any other hijinks after that, so he invites McD and Bicks over for a movie night and thinks they can totally see through his excuse but it's adorable oblivious Steps here, so they DON'T and then McD and Bicks both just about have a stroke when Steps pauses the movie at a boring part and asks if hey, maybe you guys wanna, you know... AND THEN THERE'S A PUPPY PILE THAT ENDS IN JIZZ.

i mean, something like that? yeeah, me too.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

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