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[cathybites]

Rating: NC-17 for swearing, m/m kissing

FAIL. >:/

if something's rated that high, I better get at least one money shot.

Comments

[walkawayslowly.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, omg yeah. That is getting the hopes up only to have them DASHED HORRIBLY.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. Plus, my favorite thing ever: giving a high rating for the GAY. Because lord forbid anyone reading a slash story stumble across unexpected gay.

[walkawayslowly.livejournal.com]

True facts, when I first heard the term "slash" story, I thought they were talking about stabbing people. But god, yeah. OH NOES. IT HAS THE GAYS.

I also love the people in slash who are afraid to cuss. Like, you are writing about gay sex. I'm pretty sure you can use the word fuck.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

ahahaha! I remember a while back, someone made a big stink over people who had Sam and Dean cussing in fic because they didn't cuss in the show. Pretty much everyone else was, '...uh, are you for real?'

[walkawayslowly.livejournal.com]

Haha, that must have been previous to. . . Ghostfacers? Was that the name of that ep? When they bleeped out all their cussing.

[charliehey.livejournal.com]

That better be some damn satisfying kissing.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

It wasn't for me. :\

[missyjack.livejournal.com]

NC-17 ur doing it wrong!

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

SO WRONG. and so disappointing.

[geewhiz.livejournal.com]

Not doing it at all! :'(

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Maybe she meant to type "rimming" instead of "swearing"?

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

IF ONLY.

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA, FTW!

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

Includes nipples and sandwiches, if you squint.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I squinted as hard as I could and I just got a headache.

[drvsilla.livejournal.com]

Situation clearly calls for a mojito.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

BRB converting all my slash stories that only have kissing and swearing to rating X.

That'll show you.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

pfffft. Like you write fic that only has kissing and swearing.

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

SIIIIIGH.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

It's like she just pulled the rating out of a hat!

[geewhiz.livejournal.com]

It's like they saw that rating on another header and thought "oh, those are pretty letters and numbers, I would like to use them!"

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

ahahahaa! and maybe "oh, look at all the comments they got with that rating! I want comments like that!"

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

I want tongue in ass kissing, and lots of it, for my NC-17.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

YES. This is why you are one of my favorites.

[tiffosis.livejournal.com]

NO SHIT!!

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

and no come, either!

;P

[maschalismos.livejournal.com]

I HATE that. NC-17 better include sex of some form. LOTS OF IT.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF IT.

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

..that is SO much fail.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

So much fail, I'm gonna have to slap an nc-17 rating on it.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Cause two dudes kissing totally deserves a Very High Rating.

Were either of those warnings even necessary?

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I will never understand why people will warn for some things and not others. People! FEH.

[canellaphile.livejournal.com]

Maybe m/m kissing is a new way of saying something. Else.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

Kids today and their new-fangled slang. >:\

[fourfreedoms.livejournal.com]

Is it bad of me that I don't rate anything NC-17 unless there's penetration? Orgasming doesn't count. That shit happens in r-rated movies.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

NOT AT ALL. That's kind of how I go. or, if the penetration is just kind of mentioned, I rate it R. NC-17 is for graphic porn. mmmm...graphic porn...

[antheia.livejournal.com]

I do not think it means what you think it means.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.