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[cathybites]

Yesterday I saw Terminator: Salvation, which was kind of lame and really only worth it for Anton Yelchin. but after we saw Star Trek again, which is STILL amazing. love love love loooooooooooooooove. and then the Wings won the first game against the Pens, so all in all, not a bad day.

Today I finish up my Big Bang rough drafts and hopefully watch the Wings kick some ass again. and maybe write something. We'll see.

In the meantime, some recs, mostly from st_xi_kink. Assume all of these are completely porny.

• Five Parts of Leonard McCoy's body that really turn Jim Kirk on by anon (Kirk/McCoy)

• The Conditioned Stimulus by anon (Kirk/McCoy; McCoy trains an unknowing Kirk to have a spontanous orgasm as an affect of a certain trigger)

• First time, set after the movie. Spock having a hand in getting them together by anon (Kirk/McCoy)

• 5 Times Jim Kirk Didn't Do A Goddamn Thing and 1 Time He Did [Kirk/McCoy] by anon (Kirk/McCoy)

• 18 by 6street (Sulu/Chekov; Plans to celebrate Chekov's 18th birthday don't go *quite* the way Sulu wants them to.)

• Been Here Before by tooright99 (Sulu/Kirk; Kirk and Sulu develop kind of a regular post-adrenaline-rush friends-with-benefits thing)

• summary: Jim catches Bones playing guitar at a local club by anon (Kirk/McCoy)

• Vulcan yo mamma jokes (no pairing, not porny, but I nearly peed myself laughing. there needs to be more)

Comments

[honeymull.livejournal.com]

adflkgjhldkfjhg VULCAN YO MAMMA JOKES.

Oh god, oh god, I am dead.

*tips off chair laughing*

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I want MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE of them! There needs to be, like, a book of them.

[honeymull.livejournal.com]

I would buy that book.

I bet the crew of the USS Enterprise under Captain Jim Kirk has a DISGUSTING amount of in-jokes. And Kirk uses this to make them giggle unprofessionally at critically inappropriate times. (Bones is ever unaffected, of course, and just rolls his eyes.)

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I bet Scotty and Kirk do nothing but make fart jokes all day, and it drives Bones right up the wall.

[honeymull.livejournal.com]

I'm a doctor, not a kindergarten teacher...

Oh, Bones.

(Omg, Scotty's totally the one giggling in the back of the room at board meetings every time Spock says the word "duty". Every. Single. Time. Halfway through the seventeenth badly-muffled snort, Spock calmly reaches over and nerve-pinches him.)

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Yes, keep this up.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

what, watching the Red Wings win? OKAY!

[tiffosis.livejournal.com]

my roommie and i tuned into the game last night, and i turned to her and said "i'm rooting for pittsburgh, cuz you know, they're not detroit."

i've never been a fan of the wings, but after watching for a bit, i did give them their props, as they do keep good players and lines together for what seems like forever. and i like that in a team.

*smishes osgood in a less hateful way*

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

ha, I think pretty much everyone in the east is doing basically the same, rooting for Detroit because they're not Pittsburgh. ahh, rivalries.

I've actually been a fan of Detroit for a long time, and it's really amazing to me how consistently good they are. I swear, they have something in the water up there.

[quietdiscerning.livejournal.com]

omg thank you for the kirk/mccoy recs. they were all EXCELLENT.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

There needs to be more. MOOOOOOOOOOOORE.