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[cathybites]

I keep thinking that Eric Bana and Karl Urban have worked on a movie together before, and then I realize, no. It's just that I think they've both banged Orlando Bloom. (and possibly Sean Bean)

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[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

it's because they are FIRE AND ICE!

fuck I need Trek icons

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?!?! As 'punishment', I must re-read the entire thing. or maybe just their parts.

I think I need me some icons, too.

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

!!!!! especially since you were the one that "made" me read that in the first place! heh.

Bana is a mentally unbalanced pyromaniac. Karl is a cold blooded sociopath. TOGETHER THEY FIGHT CRIME. or um. do crime. there's crime and they are near it. possibly in it. WHATEVER IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT. ♥

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

if this is an actual fic, ho shit i'd like to see a link. :DDDD

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

it is but I'm having trouble finding it which makes me SO SAD. It's called The Archer by legomyarrow.

which huh. looks like it was reworked and published as original fiction. :( I mean you know. good for her, but meh.

Cathy? do you have it saved anywhere?

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I emailed someone who said they have a copy of it, so hopefully I will have it SOON. *grabbyhands*

(Normally I'd feel a little guilty about snagging fic that's been re-worked to be sold as original fiction, but I got the link of where to look from the author, so. there you go. :D)

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

you are the best of us. :D

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

this sentence may have shorted out my brain.

in that really good way.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I like to think they bonded over it. and then...bonded.

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

I htink them banging Orli is pretty much canon.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

He just likes to make his co-stars happy.

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying "Blackhawk Down". Dirty solider boys. Using him like a BICYCLE

Trying to deny that Orlando Bloom has been fucked by both of them is like trying to deny puppies, or Zach Quinto's gayness

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

Dirty solider boys. Using him like a BICYCLE

Why isn't there more fic of that?

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

is there ANY fic of that? because I have been thinking about nothing else for the last hour. I don't usually think about Orlando Bloom at all, and now I can only think of him being fucked sloppy by a parade of dirty soldier boys.

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

*cough*
http://helens78.livejournal.com/tag/Arc:More

Sadly Orli is not getting fucked by the actors, but my they are fucking each other in filthy filthy ways.

and um other things
http://helens78.livejournal.com/tag/rpf:eric/orlando
http://helens78.livejournal.com/tag/rpf:sean/eric


*shifty eyes*

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

Is there any that's not from an RPG?

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

Probably? I haven't really looked. The "More" series is not RPG.

[throughadoor.livejournal.com]

As I said to Julia last night, they clearly hung out on the set and talked about how Orlando Bloom is the village bicycle.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

Do you think they compared notes and techniques? Maybe there was even a late-night phone call to Orli demanding to know who was better.

[maschalismos.livejournal.com]

I love all of you for this thread.

[geewhiz.livejournal.com]

It's just that I think they've both banged Orlando Bloom. (and possibly Sean Bean)

WHERE BE THIS FIC? IT NEEDS TO BE IN FRONT OF MY READING EYES!

I think I like Orlando more for the RPS than his acting itself (wait, what am I saying? I don't care about his acting at all!)

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

wait, people actually like him for his acting?

[kitchendinah.livejournal.com]

You are doing terrible things to my brain. It's quite delightful.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

It's funny how often I've heard people say that to me. ;P

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

I think I love your brain.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

well, it is filled with almost nothing but hockey and porn.

[meredevachon]

Umm... it is just barely possible that youmightnotbetheonlyonewho'shadthatthoughtandIcould'vewrittenthispostandOMGgetoutofmyhead.

Hee!

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahhaa! dirty great minds think alike!

[geeklite.livejournal.com]

worked on a movie... fucked Orlando Bloom... I can see how you get those confused.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I feel that when people are casting for movies, they use Orlando Bloom as an incentive. "Hey, want an easy lay? Orlando Bloom has just signed on..."

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

Now I have a hankering to re-read Peter & Fran. Dammit.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting for someone to send me a copy of the Archer. ::twiddles thumbs::

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Pass it along, will you? I never actually finished it!

[longleggedgit.livejournal.com]

fj;ldkfajefe this is my favorite LJ post ever.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

You just love my braaaaains.

[longleggedgit.livejournal.com]

Can't deny it!

[fiendling.livejournal.com]

I was wondering too! I was like "i SWEAR theyve been in a movie together..." and I haven't seen fire and ice so....

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

oh no, the 'fire and ice' is in reference to MOST AMAZING FANFIC EVER. ahahhahaha! Did you ever read The Archer? It was a lotrps assassins AU that was CRACKTASTIC. and there was seriously a line in it that went along the lines of, "Eric and Karl were alike; they walked along the same path, but one was fire and one was ice." IT WAS GREAT.