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cathybitesTrying to get back into the writing groove, so I tackled a couple of the five things requests.
Five things Chris does to annoy Justin.
er. I got the prompt mixed up and thought it was 'Five things Chris does *that* annoy Justin', which is something else entirely, but. uh. hope it's still okay for you.
1) He talks about Lynn. A lot. A LOT. Has ever since Justin and Lynn first met him, and he had leaned over to whisper in Justin's ear, "Dude, your mom's *hot*." Justin's pretty sure Chris only says it - constantly - to get a rise out of Justin, which sucks because it always does. He'd tried saying the same thing about Bev once, but Chris had just looked at him like he was crazy and said, "J, have you *seen* my mom?" But whatever. Chris tells him Lynn's hot, Justin tells him to shut the fuck up, and he doesn't wonder for a second if the sharp twist in his gut every time is anger or something else entirely.
2) Chris can't keep still if his life depended on it. Justin dared him once, had him sit on the couch and hold still for five minutes, and it had seemed like he was doing it, but when Justin looked closer, Chris's eyes were jumping - left, right, up, down - and Justin had sighed and told him to forget it.
It's especially annoying when they're doing a photoshoot, and the photographer will yell at them to hold a pose, and Justin can *feel* Chris twitching behind him, or thumping his leg, or tapping his fingers against Justin's back. Justin will hiss, "Quit it!", or try to shake Chris's hand off, and the photographer will swear and tell them to quit moving.
3) Let's not even talk about Wango Tango.
4) Sometimes Justin likes to be left alone, especially on the really long bus rides. He'll put on his headphones, dig out his notebook, and work on songs, or his book, or just doodle. JC sees him like that, and he gets it, sometimes even sits down across from him and works on his own stuff, and that's cool. Justin can appreciate that.
Chris, though. Chris sees Justin trying to work and it's like a red flag in front of a bull. He'll needle and poke and prod and throw shit and jump on the couch and pay the driver $200 to slam on the brakes. Sometimes he'll just sit across from Justin, elbows to knees, head propped up in his hands, and stare. He won't say anything, he won't make a sound, but it drives Justin up the wall every single time. And Justin ignores him as long as he can because he knows as soon as he says something, Chris will be all over him and shoving a game controller into his hand, demanding to be entertained when, really. Justin just wants to get some shit done.
5) He thinks he's really funny and, yeah, okay. Most of the time he is. Most of the time he's the only one who can get Justin out of a funk, just by being his stupid-ass self. But the things that Chris finds funniest are always the things that bug the hell out of Justin the most. Like the Herr Weinerschnitzel voice he does. Justin didn't find it funny at 15 and he sure as hell doesn't find it funny now, especially not with Chris prancing around and getting in Justin's face, yelling, 'Schnell! Schnell!' and yammering in fake German.
The thing that cracks Chris up the most, and the one that pisses Justin off faster than anything else, is when he does the stupid echo thing, repeating everything Justin says, but in a falsetto. Justin will try to talk to him about that night's performance, or what the itinerary is, and Chris will just go off, mimicking everything Justin says until he screams and storms off. And Justin will stay pissed right up to the point where Chris jumps on his back, wrestling him to the floor and tickling him until he laughs again.
Five pairing/combo aliases used by Sam and Dean (ie Hamill and Ford), that haven't already been used in the show.
1) John McClane and Harry Stamper ("Harry Stamper?" "Yeah, he's the guy from--" "I know what he's from. I just didn't think you'd be the type to watch Armageddon." "What? It was a kickass action movie. Bruce Willis was a total badass, and Ben Affleck wasn't that much of a douche, and, c'mon. Liv Tyler, man. and the special effects were great, and, god. Bruce Willis was just...awesome, man. That last scene with him? Amazing." "Are you...are you crying?" "...shut up...bitch.")
2) Malcolm and Angus Young ("Dude. Seriously?" "What?" "...nevermind.")
3) Chris Adams and Bernard O'Reilly ("Who?" "...how are we even related?")
4) Bruce Dickinson and Rob Halford ("I'm not-- dude. I'm not saying my name is Rob Halford." "Why not, huh? Got something against him? Feeling a little homophobic there, Sammy?" "What? No! I just...you have seen the way he dresses, right? ...why are you smiling like that?")
5) Danny Ocean and Linus Caldwell ("Wait, why am I Linus? Why can't I be Rusty?" "See, that right there. That's why.")
bonus! - Robin and Barry Gibb ("No. No way in hell." "Hey man, you're the one who said if I won, I got to pick the names for the next job." "Yeah, but...dude." "Nuh-uh. I don't wanna hear it, Robin." "Wait, hold up. Why the fuck am I Robin? If I gotta be one of them, it should be-- ow!" "Shut it before I decide to make you Maurice.")
and, yes, there was the one time they thought of using Smith and Sammy, but Sam thought it'd be too weird to answer to Agent Sammy and not call Dean 'Agent Dean'. and Dean said, 'no, dude, I get to be Agent Sammy', and Sam said that was even weirder. :D
Five Times Sam let Dean top.
1) Sam tightens his hold on the sheets, grits his teeth, jumps at the touch of Dean's hand.
"We don't have to do this," Dean says, but his hand is stroking down Sam's spine, over the curve of his ass and down to his inner thigh, urging him to spread.
"I want it," Sam says, but it comes out in a rush, and he takes a breath, doesn't let himself think about anything but Dean, and how the few times they've done this, it's always been him fucking Dean, always been him watching Dean fall apart under him. He wants to know what it's like from the other end, what it feels like to have Dean in him. What it feels like to be so filled up with another person that you have no choice but to lose control. He takes another breath, then looks over his shoulder, trying to not feel like the nervous sixteen-year-old that he is. When he says, "I want it," again, it comes out steady and sure.
2) When he hears the truck roar out of the driveway, Sam falls onto Dean. "I'm sorry," he says over and over, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," kissing the words into Dean's mouth. He's leaving tomorrow and he doesn't know when he'll see Dean again and he can't have what he wants - Dean, with him, always - so he'll take what he can, gives what he can. He tells Dean *harder* and *more* and *again*, and it's not until hours later, exhausted and aching, that he feels like he...not that he has his fill, because he could never possibly get enough of Dean, but like maybe he's got Dean imprinted in him so deeply, all he has to do is close his eyes and he'll be there.
3) They don't touch each other for weeks after Jess dies. Sam wants to, feels an enormous amount of guilt over it at first, but then he thinks, *Jess was only taking his place anyway.* But it's been four years, and he can't tell if Dean even still wants him. He tries to think of ways to bring it up - *So, Dean, wanna start fucking around again?* - but it all sounds lame and Sam thinks Dean would just laugh at him; at worst, just shake his head and not say anything at all. He decides he needs a plan.
So he waits until Dean runs out for dinner one night. When he gets back, Sam's lying on his stomach on Dean's bed, not a stitch on him. He figures if this doesn't go the way he wants, he can come up with some excuse - he was sleeping, he was drunk, he was possessed. He doesn't even realize he's holding his breath until Dean whispers, "Christ, Sammy," and it all comes out in a *whoosh*. He doesn't even get a chance to look at Dean before Dean's on him, covering his body with kisses, hands all over him, turning him over and holding him open as Dean pushes in.
4) The yeti -*yeti!*, what the hell? - had thrown Dean pretty hard against the wall, and there are dark bruises all along his spine. Amazingly, nothing has been broken, but Dean can't do more than lie on the bed and move his arms a little.
Of course, being Dean, he isn't about to let a little back pain stand in the way of sex. ("Have you seen your back?" "I don't have to see it, I can *feel* it. Now make it feel better.") Against his better judgment, Sam strips down and straddles Dean. "Are you sure about this?" Sam asks, and Dean's only answer is to stick two fingers up Sam's ass.
Afterward, sprawled out on top of Dean and feeling like his own spine had been knocked loose, Sam says, "Feeling better?" and Dean answers, "Yeah. Now get the hell off me. M'back's killing me."
5) The day they defeat the YED, when Sam finds out that, yes, he did die, and yes, Dean sold his soul to bring him back, Sam made Dean pull over two hours out of Wyoming and he fucked him over the hood of the Impala, whispering into Dean's skin, "Mine, mine, not letting you go, not ever." He does it again an hour later, and an hour after that, and when they finally pull into a motel, they stay up the entire night, Sam laying claim to Dean's body and soul over and over again.
The day they trap and destroy the crossroads demon, back at the motel, still covered in ash and dirt, clothes stripped off as soon as they're through the door, Sam falls back onto the bed and pulls Dean on top of him. He wraps his legs around Dean's waist and says, "Yours."
and a rec: The Devil's Gate by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hesychasm [SPN/BtCS/AtS, Jo/Faith, nc-17]
This fic seriously blew me away. I don't even know what to say about it. It's got a fabulous portrayal of Jo (as I said to the author, this is the Jo that I'd always hoped - and still hope - to see on the show), Faith is fantastic, as is Angel, Willow, Buffy, everyone! It's long and plotty and heartbreaking and gorgeous. I mean, I love the Jo/Faith aspect of the story (because, HELLO, HI HI HOTNESS), but it's the actual plot that makes this story for me: Jo, feeling a bit adrift and uncertain after BUaBS, makes her way to California, to the place where her father died, intending to clean it up. While there, she runs into some of the local Slayerettes, and gets taken in by them and Angel - and can I just say that one of my favorite images from the story is picturing Angel surrounded by hundreds of Slayerettes. Just...hee!
and, man, why don't I have any Buffy dvds? oh, right. box set. of course, that's been out for a while now, so...yeah. ::starts saving up::
p.s. - still looking for someone to sublet.
Five things Chris does to annoy Justin.
er. I got the prompt mixed up and thought it was 'Five things Chris does *that* annoy Justin', which is something else entirely, but. uh. hope it's still okay for you.
1) He talks about Lynn. A lot. A LOT. Has ever since Justin and Lynn first met him, and he had leaned over to whisper in Justin's ear, "Dude, your mom's *hot*." Justin's pretty sure Chris only says it - constantly - to get a rise out of Justin, which sucks because it always does. He'd tried saying the same thing about Bev once, but Chris had just looked at him like he was crazy and said, "J, have you *seen* my mom?" But whatever. Chris tells him Lynn's hot, Justin tells him to shut the fuck up, and he doesn't wonder for a second if the sharp twist in his gut every time is anger or something else entirely.
2) Chris can't keep still if his life depended on it. Justin dared him once, had him sit on the couch and hold still for five minutes, and it had seemed like he was doing it, but when Justin looked closer, Chris's eyes were jumping - left, right, up, down - and Justin had sighed and told him to forget it.
It's especially annoying when they're doing a photoshoot, and the photographer will yell at them to hold a pose, and Justin can *feel* Chris twitching behind him, or thumping his leg, or tapping his fingers against Justin's back. Justin will hiss, "Quit it!", or try to shake Chris's hand off, and the photographer will swear and tell them to quit moving.
3) Let's not even talk about Wango Tango.
4) Sometimes Justin likes to be left alone, especially on the really long bus rides. He'll put on his headphones, dig out his notebook, and work on songs, or his book, or just doodle. JC sees him like that, and he gets it, sometimes even sits down across from him and works on his own stuff, and that's cool. Justin can appreciate that.
Chris, though. Chris sees Justin trying to work and it's like a red flag in front of a bull. He'll needle and poke and prod and throw shit and jump on the couch and pay the driver $200 to slam on the brakes. Sometimes he'll just sit across from Justin, elbows to knees, head propped up in his hands, and stare. He won't say anything, he won't make a sound, but it drives Justin up the wall every single time. And Justin ignores him as long as he can because he knows as soon as he says something, Chris will be all over him and shoving a game controller into his hand, demanding to be entertained when, really. Justin just wants to get some shit done.
5) He thinks he's really funny and, yeah, okay. Most of the time he is. Most of the time he's the only one who can get Justin out of a funk, just by being his stupid-ass self. But the things that Chris finds funniest are always the things that bug the hell out of Justin the most. Like the Herr Weinerschnitzel voice he does. Justin didn't find it funny at 15 and he sure as hell doesn't find it funny now, especially not with Chris prancing around and getting in Justin's face, yelling, 'Schnell! Schnell!' and yammering in fake German.
The thing that cracks Chris up the most, and the one that pisses Justin off faster than anything else, is when he does the stupid echo thing, repeating everything Justin says, but in a falsetto. Justin will try to talk to him about that night's performance, or what the itinerary is, and Chris will just go off, mimicking everything Justin says until he screams and storms off. And Justin will stay pissed right up to the point where Chris jumps on his back, wrestling him to the floor and tickling him until he laughs again.
Five pairing/combo aliases used by Sam and Dean (ie Hamill and Ford), that haven't already been used in the show.
1) John McClane and Harry Stamper ("Harry Stamper?" "Yeah, he's the guy from--" "I know what he's from. I just didn't think you'd be the type to watch Armageddon." "What? It was a kickass action movie. Bruce Willis was a total badass, and Ben Affleck wasn't that much of a douche, and, c'mon. Liv Tyler, man. and the special effects were great, and, god. Bruce Willis was just...awesome, man. That last scene with him? Amazing." "Are you...are you crying?" "...shut up...bitch.")
2) Malcolm and Angus Young ("Dude. Seriously?" "What?" "...nevermind.")
3) Chris Adams and Bernard O'Reilly ("Who?" "...how are we even related?")
4) Bruce Dickinson and Rob Halford ("I'm not-- dude. I'm not saying my name is Rob Halford." "Why not, huh? Got something against him? Feeling a little homophobic there, Sammy?" "What? No! I just...you have seen the way he dresses, right? ...why are you smiling like that?")
5) Danny Ocean and Linus Caldwell ("Wait, why am I Linus? Why can't I be Rusty?" "See, that right there. That's why.")
bonus! - Robin and Barry Gibb ("No. No way in hell." "Hey man, you're the one who said if I won, I got to pick the names for the next job." "Yeah, but...dude." "Nuh-uh. I don't wanna hear it, Robin." "Wait, hold up. Why the fuck am I Robin? If I gotta be one of them, it should be-- ow!" "Shut it before I decide to make you Maurice.")
and, yes, there was the one time they thought of using Smith and Sammy, but Sam thought it'd be too weird to answer to Agent Sammy and not call Dean 'Agent Dean'. and Dean said, 'no, dude, I get to be Agent Sammy', and Sam said that was even weirder. :D
Five Times Sam let Dean top.
1) Sam tightens his hold on the sheets, grits his teeth, jumps at the touch of Dean's hand.
"We don't have to do this," Dean says, but his hand is stroking down Sam's spine, over the curve of his ass and down to his inner thigh, urging him to spread.
"I want it," Sam says, but it comes out in a rush, and he takes a breath, doesn't let himself think about anything but Dean, and how the few times they've done this, it's always been him fucking Dean, always been him watching Dean fall apart under him. He wants to know what it's like from the other end, what it feels like to have Dean in him. What it feels like to be so filled up with another person that you have no choice but to lose control. He takes another breath, then looks over his shoulder, trying to not feel like the nervous sixteen-year-old that he is. When he says, "I want it," again, it comes out steady and sure.
2) When he hears the truck roar out of the driveway, Sam falls onto Dean. "I'm sorry," he says over and over, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," kissing the words into Dean's mouth. He's leaving tomorrow and he doesn't know when he'll see Dean again and he can't have what he wants - Dean, with him, always - so he'll take what he can, gives what he can. He tells Dean *harder* and *more* and *again*, and it's not until hours later, exhausted and aching, that he feels like he...not that he has his fill, because he could never possibly get enough of Dean, but like maybe he's got Dean imprinted in him so deeply, all he has to do is close his eyes and he'll be there.
3) They don't touch each other for weeks after Jess dies. Sam wants to, feels an enormous amount of guilt over it at first, but then he thinks, *Jess was only taking his place anyway.* But it's been four years, and he can't tell if Dean even still wants him. He tries to think of ways to bring it up - *So, Dean, wanna start fucking around again?* - but it all sounds lame and Sam thinks Dean would just laugh at him; at worst, just shake his head and not say anything at all. He decides he needs a plan.
So he waits until Dean runs out for dinner one night. When he gets back, Sam's lying on his stomach on Dean's bed, not a stitch on him. He figures if this doesn't go the way he wants, he can come up with some excuse - he was sleeping, he was drunk, he was possessed. He doesn't even realize he's holding his breath until Dean whispers, "Christ, Sammy," and it all comes out in a *whoosh*. He doesn't even get a chance to look at Dean before Dean's on him, covering his body with kisses, hands all over him, turning him over and holding him open as Dean pushes in.
4) The yeti -*yeti!*, what the hell? - had thrown Dean pretty hard against the wall, and there are dark bruises all along his spine. Amazingly, nothing has been broken, but Dean can't do more than lie on the bed and move his arms a little.
Of course, being Dean, he isn't about to let a little back pain stand in the way of sex. ("Have you seen your back?" "I don't have to see it, I can *feel* it. Now make it feel better.") Against his better judgment, Sam strips down and straddles Dean. "Are you sure about this?" Sam asks, and Dean's only answer is to stick two fingers up Sam's ass.
Afterward, sprawled out on top of Dean and feeling like his own spine had been knocked loose, Sam says, "Feeling better?" and Dean answers, "Yeah. Now get the hell off me. M'back's killing me."
5) The day they defeat the YED, when Sam finds out that, yes, he did die, and yes, Dean sold his soul to bring him back, Sam made Dean pull over two hours out of Wyoming and he fucked him over the hood of the Impala, whispering into Dean's skin, "Mine, mine, not letting you go, not ever." He does it again an hour later, and an hour after that, and when they finally pull into a motel, they stay up the entire night, Sam laying claim to Dean's body and soul over and over again.
The day they trap and destroy the crossroads demon, back at the motel, still covered in ash and dirt, clothes stripped off as soon as they're through the door, Sam falls back onto the bed and pulls Dean on top of him. He wraps his legs around Dean's waist and says, "Yours."
and a rec: The Devil's Gate by
hesychasm [SPN/BtCS/AtS, Jo/Faith, nc-17]This fic seriously blew me away. I don't even know what to say about it. It's got a fabulous portrayal of Jo (as I said to the author, this is the Jo that I'd always hoped - and still hope - to see on the show), Faith is fantastic, as is Angel, Willow, Buffy, everyone! It's long and plotty and heartbreaking and gorgeous. I mean, I love the Jo/Faith aspect of the story (because, HELLO, HI HI HOTNESS), but it's the actual plot that makes this story for me: Jo, feeling a bit adrift and uncertain after BUaBS, makes her way to California, to the place where her father died, intending to clean it up. While there, she runs into some of the local Slayerettes, and gets taken in by them and Angel - and can I just say that one of my favorite images from the story is picturing Angel surrounded by hundreds of Slayerettes. Just...hee!
and, man, why don't I have any Buffy dvds? oh, right. box set. of course, that's been out for a while now, so...yeah. ::starts saving up::
p.s. - still looking for someone to sublet.
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Date: 2007-06-10 01:53 am (UTC)ahahahahaahahAWESOME. Plus the Ocean's 11 bit is *inspired*!!
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Date: 2007-06-11 11:11 pm (UTC)have you seen O13 yet? I'm kind of in love with it.
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Date: 2007-06-10 02:06 am (UTC)So much love for that baby! ♥
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Date: 2007-06-10 02:14 am (UTC)John McClane and Harry Stamper AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wipes tear* Dean totally cried at Armageddon. Oh yes he did. :)
as for the rest? GUH
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Date: 2007-06-11 11:15 pm (UTC)Dean totally cried at Armageddon.
oh yeah, he so did. and one of these days, Sam is so going to catch him at it.
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Date: 2007-06-10 02:29 am (UTC)Hahaha, oh god. It's been far too long. I wonder what Momma is up to these days. Being fabulous, I'm sure.
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Date: 2007-06-10 04:58 am (UTC)AHAHAHAHAHA!! ♥!
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Date: 2007-06-10 07:42 pm (UTC)Also, I need more good SPN icons.
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Date: 2007-06-11 08:20 am (UTC)Also, sex is way more important than being pain free.
::wills someone awesome to respond to your ad::
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Date: 2007-06-11 11:27 pm (UTC)especially sex between Sam and Dean. XD
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Date: 2007-06-12 12:15 am (UTC)That he's jealous of Chris, or of his MOM? *facepalm*
especially not with Chris prancing around and getting in Justin's face, yelling, 'Schnell! Schnell!' and yammering in fake German.
I just choked on my popscicle. OH THE MENTAL IMAGE.
And MAN, those Dean topping ones are absolutely perfect. The mine/yours, the pre-Stanford one...just all of it. Cathy, seriously, that set is REALLY good.
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Date: 2007-06-17 11:37 pm (UTC)ahahahahahahaha! oh, the Lynncest.
I'm so glad you enjoyed them, hon. YAY!