My love's bigger than a Cadillac...
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cathybites- wanted to do that '10 signs you're reading my fic' meme but I got 'the title is either from a song or really lame. possibly both' before I had to give up because I couldn't think of anything else. I always fail at memes like that, where you have to describe your writing style or whatever. I should just make other people do them for me, except nobody ever does. ::shakes fists::
also thought about doing it for art but again, what do I put down? I know I have a somewhat distinctive style - people have told me that they can recognize my art - but I can't pinpoint what exactly makes it so.
so instead I bring to you:
10 signs you're reading the journal of cathybites
1. abuse of the words 'omigod', 'dude', 'seriously', and 'fabulous'.
2. bitching about people who can't drive.
3. the song listed in the post is either one you've never heard of or one you wish you've never heard of.
4. you wonder if the journal entry was written while smoking crack or under the influence of some sort of hallucinogen.
5. proclamations of LOVE (all caps) for a variety of things, ranging from food to tv shows to random people on the street.
6. the undeniable presence of LAMMI in the comments.
7. complaints about being 'huuuuuuuuungry'.
8. ramblings about the brothers Winchester, roller derby, or badfic. sometimes all at once.
9. demands for people to watch cake competitions on the Food network.
10. whining about how cold or hot it is, depending on the season.
- check out the friggin' ADORABLE picture of Gohan and Aochan that![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
longleggedgit did! SO CUTE. seriously, there needs to be a cartoon. the theme song could be something goofy like, 'When the sun's away and the sky is grey/I will not be afraid/In the dark of night I have no fright/When you are always by my side/Because you are my friend/And I am your friend (yes I am)/We are Gohan and Aochan, friends to the very end!' and of course it will be all j-pop and anime sound FX, sung by somebody trying to sound like a little kid with a bad accent. or, oooh! maybe Shonen Knife could sing it.
- lists, lists, more lists. er. actually just one.
Top 5 Places Where Ray Can Ravish Fraser, fordarlita
1. on Thatcher's desk, with the picture of the Queen looking down on them and smiling beatifically. Fraser thinks it's disrespectful, flushing every time he glances at the picture, but Ray convinces him that she probably digs it, maybe even thinks about it when they're not around. He never says whether he means the Queen or Thatcher.
2. on Ray's sofa, usually after watching hockey, usually after watching the Blackhawks blow another chance to make it to the playoffs. Ray curses and throws a pillow at the wall, pacing back and forth, ranting while Fraser watches him with an understanding smile. Then, abruptly, he jumps on Fraser, pressing him back into the cushions, mumbling about 'needing to see *some* kind of action around here'.
3. in the backseat of the Goat because Ray thinks that having sex in the backseat of a car is a vital part of adolescence that Fraser missed out on. Fraser doesn't necessarily agree with that; billions of people throughout history have managed to mature into happy and functional adults without that specific experience. But Fraser isn't any kind of dummy and he just goes along with it when Ray drags him over the front seat.
4. lying half-buried in a snowbank. The way Ray sees it, there are two things that really make Fraser happy: snow and himself. He figures that the two together would completely blow Fraser's mind and even though afterwards he's fairly sure that he has frostbite on his ass, he's feeling pretty smug about the fact that he was right.
5. in the last stall of the men's room at the station. It's risky - so fucking risky and stupid and Ray thinks that's half of what gets him so hot for it, pushing Fraser against the door to keep it shut because the lock still hasn't been replaced and clamping a hand over Fraser's mouth because sometimes he really doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'quiet'.
- link gacked fromcadi_b (who, by the way, has one of the best icons ever): Showtime entertainment president Robert Greenblatt told Variety that the cable channel is in talks to pick up Arrested Development from Fox. OMGYAYES!!!
also thought about doing it for art but again, what do I put down? I know I have a somewhat distinctive style - people have told me that they can recognize my art - but I can't pinpoint what exactly makes it so.
so instead I bring to you:
10 signs you're reading the journal of cathybites
1. abuse of the words 'omigod', 'dude', 'seriously', and 'fabulous'.
2. bitching about people who can't drive.
3. the song listed in the post is either one you've never heard of or one you wish you've never heard of.
4. you wonder if the journal entry was written while smoking crack or under the influence of some sort of hallucinogen.
5. proclamations of LOVE (all caps) for a variety of things, ranging from food to tv shows to random people on the street.
6. the undeniable presence of LAMMI in the comments.
7. complaints about being 'huuuuuuuuungry'.
8. ramblings about the brothers Winchester, roller derby, or badfic. sometimes all at once.
9. demands for people to watch cake competitions on the Food network.
10. whining about how cold or hot it is, depending on the season.
- check out the friggin' ADORABLE picture of Gohan and Aochan that
longleggedgit did! SO CUTE. seriously, there needs to be a cartoon. the theme song could be something goofy like, 'When the sun's away and the sky is grey/I will not be afraid/In the dark of night I have no fright/When you are always by my side/Because you are my friend/And I am your friend (yes I am)/We are Gohan and Aochan, friends to the very end!' and of course it will be all j-pop and anime sound FX, sung by somebody trying to sound like a little kid with a bad accent. or, oooh! maybe Shonen Knife could sing it.- lists, lists, more lists. er. actually just one.
Top 5 Places Where Ray Can Ravish Fraser, for
darlita1. on Thatcher's desk, with the picture of the Queen looking down on them and smiling beatifically. Fraser thinks it's disrespectful, flushing every time he glances at the picture, but Ray convinces him that she probably digs it, maybe even thinks about it when they're not around. He never says whether he means the Queen or Thatcher.
2. on Ray's sofa, usually after watching hockey, usually after watching the Blackhawks blow another chance to make it to the playoffs. Ray curses and throws a pillow at the wall, pacing back and forth, ranting while Fraser watches him with an understanding smile. Then, abruptly, he jumps on Fraser, pressing him back into the cushions, mumbling about 'needing to see *some* kind of action around here'.
3. in the backseat of the Goat because Ray thinks that having sex in the backseat of a car is a vital part of adolescence that Fraser missed out on. Fraser doesn't necessarily agree with that; billions of people throughout history have managed to mature into happy and functional adults without that specific experience. But Fraser isn't any kind of dummy and he just goes along with it when Ray drags him over the front seat.
4. lying half-buried in a snowbank. The way Ray sees it, there are two things that really make Fraser happy: snow and himself. He figures that the two together would completely blow Fraser's mind and even though afterwards he's fairly sure that he has frostbite on his ass, he's feeling pretty smug about the fact that he was right.
5. in the last stall of the men's room at the station. It's risky - so fucking risky and stupid and Ray thinks that's half of what gets him so hot for it, pushing Fraser against the door to keep it shut because the lock still hasn't been replaced and clamping a hand over Fraser's mouth because sometimes he really doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'quiet'.
- link gacked from
cadi_b (who, by the way, has one of the best icons ever): Showtime entertainment president Robert Greenblatt told Variety that the cable channel is in talks to pick up Arrested Development from Fox. OMGYAYES!!!
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Date: 2006-01-21 12:16 am (UTC)Now I'm hungry. And I should be sleepy, because it's really late.
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Date: 2006-01-21 12:15 pm (UTC)If you write it, I'll draw it :)
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Date: 2006-01-22 02:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-21 12:17 am (UTC)Haha!
Top 5 Places Where Ray Can Ravish Fraser
This list rules...! Especially the last one, SO HOT. And in the back of the car like teenagers, hee. XD
I swear, I need to add 'frostbitten ass' to my interests list now.
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Date: 2006-01-22 02:47 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-01-21 05:09 pm (UTC)But not 'sweet'?? STT and the Kutch would be very sad with you.
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Date: 2006-01-22 02:50 am (UTC)and STT? YOU FOOL OF A TOOK.
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Date: 2006-01-22 01:26 pm (UTC)Oooh, Arrested Development on a good channel? Rejoice!
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Date: 2006-01-22 01:29 pm (UTC)