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cathybites ([personal profile] cathybites) wrote2006-01-16 01:10 am

Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go...

weather.com tells me that it is 15 degrees outside (-2 with wind chill). I don't have a thermometer in my apartment, but I'm guessing that it's probably about twenty degrees warmer than that inside. well, maybe a little warmer than that since I'm not seeing my breath, but it is DAMN cold. I'm wearing a hat right now, I'm so cold. called the landlord to complain about the lack of heat but I got the voicemail and haven't heard back from him yet. bah.

anyways. more lists. if you have any topics you'd like me to do, feel free to comment.

Top Five Favourite Foods of Dean Winchester, for [livejournal.com profile] glockgal

doing this list made me so frikkin' HUNGRY.

1. A hamburger, and not some dinky little patty from a fast food joint. A big, thick, juicy burger, cooked to medium-rare perfection, slathered in onions, pickles, mayo, and cheese. One he can sink his teeth into, take a big ol' bite out of it and close his eyes, smile on his face as he chews.

2. BBQ ribs, the kind that are so perfectly cooked that the meat just slides off the bone and melts in your mouth. Completely drenched in so much sauce - not too sweet, but not too spicy - that Dean spends half the time eating the ribs and half the time sucking on his fingers (because real men don't use moist wipes).

3. On 160, right over the Oklahoma border, there's a truck stop that serves the best tater-tots Dean's ever had in his life. As far as he can tell, they're just regular old Ore-Ida brand, but Joe must have a magic touch or a magic deep fryer or something because Dean will be twenty hours away and craving them so badly that he doesn't think anything of driving nonstop to get some.

4. sometimes he also just really craves celery sticks. he likes the crunch.

5. Peanut M&Ms. Dean can go through a whole 1lb bag of them, just pop them in his mouth one after the other. Sometimes he misses his mouth and gets an M&M in his eye, or he misses his head completely and it falls on the floor. That's when he'll turn to Sam, all smiles, and say, 'Want one?'



Top 5 Things Ray Would Like To Do With Fraser, for [livejournal.com profile] karabou

1. There's the obvious.

2.He'd also like to take him dancing. Nowhere too fancy, maybe a nightclub where Fraser could blend in and relax...okay, Ray thinks after he's had a good laugh over that, so maybe that's not gonna work. A small Latin place might be good...except Ray has a sudden vision of Fraser in the middle of the dance floor trying to samba, and, man, that is not a pretty sight. or, well, since it's Fraser, it *is* in a way, but you know what he means. So maybe, Ray thinks, before he takes Fraser dancing, he needs to teach him a few steps first. Invite him over and give him some lessons. Maybe get him to loosen up that mountie collar and get some rhythm in those hips, teach him how to *move*, how to lead and how to follow, how to be so in sync with another's person body that you can anticipate their every motion

3. Ray's pretty sure Fraser hasn't seen much of the US outside of Chicago and the surrounding areas and that's a damn shame. The country's pretty big, filled with a lot of cool places, and Ray thinks that Fraser needs to see some of them. He thinks about taking Fraser to New York, do the tourist thing with the buildings and the shopping and maybe a Broadway show or two, but then he thinks, nah, that's not Fraser's scene at all. Which means that LA is out, too, with its palm trees and beaches and plastic people. So Ray thinks about it some more, and he thinks what Fraser might really like, and what *he* might actually like, too, is a road trip. Just him and Fraser (and Dief) in the Goat, eating up highway as they go from one coast to the other. They could camp out every night and Fraser could tell his bizarre Canadian stories, then in the day they could travel to see weird tourist attractions, like South of the Border or the Hair Museum. Ray could buy snow globes in the Louisiana gift shops, and Fraser could tell him about how the Inuit have a gazillion words for snow and the unlikelihood of an alligator in a fanboat being caught in a snowstorm. Ray could say, 'You are a freak,' after Fraser calculated how many people the World's Largest Watermelon could feed, and Fraser could say, 'Understood,' with that half-smile on his face that said he really did understand, even if Ray himself wasn't always so sure.

4. Sometimes all Ray really wants is to have an honest-to-god actual conversation with Fraser. One that's not peppered with stories of the North, or lessons to be learned from guys who have been dead too long for Ray to care, or the half-truths and empty spaces that take the place of the things Ray actually wants to tell Fraser. He wants to sit down and talk and *learn* about what's really going on that head, if Fraser really is as oblivious as he seems, or if he's just as scared as Ray.

5. Ray thinks Fraser would have fun at an amusement park. oh, he'd probably be all stiff and formal at first, eyeing all the rides with that frown on his face and saying things like, 'Ray, I'm not sure but I think Section 1-A of the Blah Blah Safety Code or Whatever...', except, y'know, more official-like. But Ray knows - he *knows* - that he if he got Fraser on a ride or two, maybe stuffed some hot dogs in his mouth and won him a big green dog at the ring toss, that Fraser would have fun. and maybe they'd get on the Tilt-a-Whirl and Fraser would be all smiles and bright eyes, laughing his head off. and maybe then it'd be the Ferris Wheel, and when it stops at the top, maybe instead of some Inuit legend or a story about his father, Fraser would say, 'Nice view,' and Ray could look at him and smile and say, 'yeah.'



Top 5 reactions from Joey with regard to JC's sudden wing growth, for [livejournal.com profile] kitchendinah

dude, wtf?

1. "...dude. Are those...can I...holy shit." Joey reached out and ran a hand down one wing, the ruffling the feathers a bit. "Is this okay?"

JC's eyes were closed but he nodded, a little frantically. "yeah, yeah, it's good."

2. If it weren't for the fact that his back was really sore, and that he was really tired because he liked to sleep on his back but he *couldn't*, and that he was apparently allergic to the feathers (his own feathers!) and therefor feeling pretty miserable, JC might've been amused by the sight of Joey kneeling in front of him, asking for forgiveness of his sins.

3. Joey looked up from the paper, made a small 'hrrmph' noise, and then flipped the paper to read the other side. "Wings?"

JC nodded, shrugging. "It's a..." he waved his hand about. "It's a thing."

"Figures," Joey said, wiggling in his chair as he tried to find a comfortable spot for his tail.

4. "Jayce, I'm sorry. Really, I am."

"I can hear you laughing still!"

"C'mon, I swear - heh - really, I'm not. Just come out of the bathroom, okay?"

"Fuck. You."

"It was just the shock of it, I swear! I won't laugh again."

The bathroom door flew open and JC glared at Joey, arms crossed over his chest. Behind him, his wings fluttered, still looking as pink and gauzy as they had when Joey first saw them. Glitter seemed to rain down with their every movement, leaving a sparkling trail behind JC.

Joey stared, his mouth tightly closed, one side twitching. JC's eyes narrowed and the wings moved faster, sending glitter flying everywhere, and Joey lost it, falling to the floor and clutching at his sides as he laughed.

"Fairy wings! You have fucking fairy wings, C!"

JC slammed the door shut.

5. "SILENCE, MORTAL," JC said, eyes blazing and his black wings whipping the air behind him.

Joey cowered off to the side, unable to take his eyes off JC. This...transformation was a little frightening - okay, really fucking scary - but, as he watched JC snarl and threaten Lou with eternal damnation, it was also pretty cool.

and kind of hot.

[identity profile] stone-princess.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes he misses his mouth and gets an M&M in his eye, or he misses his head completely and it falls on the floor. That's when he'll turn to Sam, all smiles, and say, 'Want one?'

I'm like crying laughing over this. It's possible that I need more sleep.

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
hee! who needs sleep when you have pretty gay brothers running around on your tv?

[identity profile] unholyglee.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, (1) Dean's food list: I am not eating at 12:30 at night. I'm not! I'm certainly not checking to see if we still have those ribs in the freezer and if we have enough barbeque sauce. Nosireebob, nope!

(2) I thoroughly enjoyed all the Joey reactions, and I'll have you know that I want to write the story for the first one (or beg real pretty for someone else to write it) and am writing the story for the second one (although JC isn't the one with the wings) and just damn your eyes all to hell, woman!

and I want fucking onion rings now, too. dammit.

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
1) writing Dean's food list was TORTURE. I was so hungry the entire time.

2) hahaaha, man, I haven't written popslash in forever, so I'm glad someone enjoyed it.

[identity profile] loveflyfree.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
oh Dean. I couldn't love you more if I tried.

those were all spot on. and really the m&m's thing... I can see it in my head. like I wouldn't be surprised at all to see that in an episode.

also, WINGS. awesome. :)

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
they should just let me write the show, I think. I'd be brilliant at it! :P

[identity profile] karabou.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, Cathy. I love you SO MUCH.

[identity profile] karabou.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Awwww!!! XD

So, now you know what you have to do, right?

Fraser's Top 5 Things He'd Like To Do With Ray. ;) ;)

[identity profile] stoptocheer.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
Came here via Kara, and ahahaha, JC and Joey. WTF BOYS. I'm amused by JC's fairy wings the most. :D!

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I think most people who aren't JC would be amused by his fairy wings. :P

[identity profile] apetslife.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
You're my new favorite.

Dean Winchester's top five memories (his whole life!), please.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

and I ask for Dean's top fic memories of Sam

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
wait, like, from fics that I've read?

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
um

I is DUMB.

top FIVE memories of Sam.
or Dean's five worst days
or Dean's five favorite songs

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
you mean I wasn't your favorite already!??!

:P

[identity profile] apetslife.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
You will ALWAYS be my favorite, baby!

*SMOOOOOCH*

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
the dean food one is so good that I cry into my bbq ribs. why no dean to share them with?

*hates you for not writing real SPN fic WHORE*

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
when I rule this planet and all its inhabitants, I'll be sure to get you a Dean of your very own to eat ribs with.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
really, because I love all of Dean's food except the celery. So he and I will live combatively ever after in a rebuilt New Orleans.

[identity profile] kitchendinah.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. Sometimes you just have a craving for good Wing!fic, and popslash wing!fic was always the best. Love them ALL, but especially #2. ::snugs::

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
you smokem de crack, yeah? :P

they were fun to write.

[identity profile] kitchendinah.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Just a little. It was good crack. I couldn't let it go to waste!

[identity profile] andreanna.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
How much do I love your list for [livejournal.com profile] karabou? Sooo very much.

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
aww, thank you, hon!

[identity profile] tallisen.livejournal.com 2006-01-16 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Dean's food list? I can actually imagine him eating all of those. Like, wow. You have excellent taste when it comes to that, and I wouldn't be half surprised if they have an episode where Dean's eating a beefy burger. GOD that made me hungry! XD

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
ahahaha, they're some of *my* favorite foods, too. I just like to project onto Dean sometimes. ^_^

[identity profile] glockgal.livejournal.com 2006-01-17 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE TEH BESTEST AND COOLEST PERSON EVER IN THE WORLD!!!! I LOVE IT ALL! I even read the Due South stuff, just because I enjoy your Top Fives oh, so very much. DEAN LICKING HIS FINGERS!!!!! Amusement park! Death to Lou!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

And I think that when I win the lottery, I am SO going to Spain with you. *buys fifty lottery tickets and start scratchin'*

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
WE NEED TO MOVE LA CASE DE LAMMO TO SPAIN!!!

I even read the Due South stuff

YAYES!!! ::slowly drags you into the fandom::
ext_32263: (LAMMO!!!!!!)

[identity profile] darlita.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
What is this Case de Lammo you are talking about? Are you secretly an FBI Agent? Or you Agent FORD? AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

WEALL HAVE TO GO TO SPAIN TOGETHER AND LIVE IN THE CASA DE LAMMO TOGETHER OMG

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
OMG DO NOT MOCK MY TYPOS.

*llora*

[identity profile] porntestpilot.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
5. Peanut M&Ms. Dean can go through a whole 1lb bag of them, just pop them in his mouth one after the other. Sometimes he misses his mouth and gets an M&M in his eye, or he misses his head completely and it falls on the floor. That's when he'll turn to Sam, all smiles, and say, 'Want one?'


And that was the moment in Wendago or however that is spelled, where I yelled, omg, I love you more than Rodney McKay. And ahahahha, he totally does.