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hockeysaurus did this, and then honeymull did this and was all 'do this do this do this', so. Completely indulgent and shallow picspam post of a player from each team in the NHL that I find...well. The original wording was 'hot', but some of the teams...so let's just say 'attractive'.
Mighty Ducks of Anaheim Ducks
Teemu Selanne, the ageless wonder. He has only gotten more ridiculously attractive as he's gotten older.
Boston Bruins
I'm so MEH on most of the Bruins, but this Andrew Ference fella is easy on the eyes.
Buffalo Sabres
Paul Gaustad and it's not even close...mostly because the Sabres are a pretty unattractive team.
Calgary Flames
mmm...Jarome Iginla.
Carolina Hurricanes
I have no idea what Brian Boucher is looking at, but his expression is cracking me up.
Chicago Blackhawks
Of course I'm picking Patrick Sharp. He *was* voted one of Chicago's 50 Most Beautiful people.
Colorado Avalanche
I'm just stealing Gabriel Landeskog from Rachel because, really. They have no one else.
Columbus Blue Jackets
Jared Boll is kind of a douchenozzle, but he's an attractive douchenozzle - with PUPPIES.
Dallas Stars
Loui Eriksson is one of the most underrated players in the league. HE'S SO FABULOUS. Why doesn't everyone love him? LOOK AT HIM. So so precious.
Detroit Red Wings
o hai there, Patrick Eaves. I hope you get better soon. :( he blocked a shot with his face and fractured his jaw. poor bb.
Edmonton Oilers
good lord, the Oilers are an astoundingly unattractive team. Ladislav Smid is far and away the best-looking one.
Florida Panthers
Jacob Markstrom, how so adorbs? (and why does Florida get THREE ridiculously attractive goalies?)
LA Kings
SHUT UP, I CAN THINK MIKE RICHARDS IS ATTRACTIVE NOW.
Minnesota Wild
I...really don't know anyone on the Wild. So Brad Staubitz by default.
Montreal Canadiens
SIGH. Yes, Carey Price. I like his ridiculous face. Even with the creepy 'stache
Nashville Predators
Pekka Rinne is adorable.
New Jersey Devils
ugh. Zach Parise. BUT ONLY IN THIS JERSEY.
New York Islanders
blergh. but yes, Rick Dipietro is an attractive human being. (plus, I like to LOL at his contract.)
New York Rangers
ALL OF THEM, OKAY. MOST ATTRACTIVE TEAM EVER. Fasten your seatbelts - major homer spamming coming up.
Dan Girardi
Ryan Callahan (o captain, my captain!)
(gratuitous pic of Brad with his BF(f) Vinny)
Henrik Lundqvist
...ok, I'll stop now. but really. my team is the prettiest. I may have to do a special NYR picspam later on.
Ottawa Senators
Erik Karlsson! He's so presh! (I am perhaps rating this wrong, but whatevs.)
Philadelphia Flyers
MEH. but I guess Braydon Coburn.
Phoenix Coyotes
Paul Bissonnette. Ridiculous. (no, really, he's ridiculous.)
Pittsburgh Penguins
Kris Letang, but the only reason I picked this picture is because somebody put the lyrics of "Gone" on it and it makes me laugh.
San Jose Sharks
Brent Burns, as long as he's not rocking a ridiculous 'stache.
St. Louis Blues
David "Inglourious" Backes. His eyes are purty.
Tampa Bay Lightning
safla';fl';fla'fla'fla'lf Vinny Lecavalier. GUH GUH GUH. Lemme show you more.
oh hey, it's Vinny and Brad again.
and as wee hockey players.
Honorable mention to his hotass coach, Guy Boucher:
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joffrey Lupul and his stupid pretty eyes.
Vancouver Canucks
Ryan Kesler, even though I think he's most attractive when he's mad at Andrew Ladd.
Washington Capitals
Brooks Laich, you're too pure and good for the Caps.
Winnipeg Jets
oh, Zach Bogosian. How YOU doin'?
hockeysaurus did this, and then honeymull did this and was all 'do this do this do this', so. Completely indulgent and shallow picspam post of a player from each team in the NHL that I find...well. The original wording was 'hot', but some of the teams...so let's just say 'attractive'. Teemu Selanne, the ageless wonder. He has only gotten more ridiculously attractive as he's gotten older.
Boston Bruins
I'm so MEH on most of the Bruins, but this Andrew Ference fella is easy on the eyes.
Buffalo Sabres
Paul Gaustad and it's not even close...mostly because the Sabres are a pretty unattractive team.
Calgary Flames
mmm...Jarome Iginla.
Carolina Hurricanes
I have no idea what Brian Boucher is looking at, but his expression is cracking me up.
Chicago Blackhawks
Of course I'm picking Patrick Sharp. He *was* voted one of Chicago's 50 Most Beautiful people.
Colorado Avalanche
I'm just stealing Gabriel Landeskog from Rachel because, really. They have no one else.
Columbus Blue Jackets
Jared Boll is kind of a douchenozzle, but he's an attractive douchenozzle - with PUPPIES.
Dallas Stars
Loui Eriksson is one of the most underrated players in the league. HE'S SO FABULOUS. Why doesn't everyone love him? LOOK AT HIM. So so precious.
Detroit Red Wings
o hai there, Patrick Eaves. I hope you get better soon. :( he blocked a shot with his face and fractured his jaw. poor bb.
Edmonton Oilers
good lord, the Oilers are an astoundingly unattractive team. Ladislav Smid is far and away the best-looking one.
Florida Panthers
Jacob Markstrom, how so adorbs? (and why does Florida get THREE ridiculously attractive goalies?)
LA Kings
SHUT UP, I CAN THINK MIKE RICHARDS IS ATTRACTIVE NOW.
Minnesota Wild
I...really don't know anyone on the Wild. So Brad Staubitz by default.
Montreal Canadiens
SIGH. Yes, Carey Price. I like his ridiculous face. Even with the creepy 'stache
Nashville Predators
Pekka Rinne is adorable.
New Jersey Devils
ugh. Zach Parise. BUT ONLY IN THIS JERSEY.
New York Islanders
blergh. but yes, Rick Dipietro is an attractive human being. (plus, I like to LOL at his contract.)
New York Rangers
ALL OF THEM, OKAY. MOST ATTRACTIVE TEAM EVER. Fasten your seatbelts - major homer spamming coming up.
Dan Girardi
Ryan Callahan (o captain, my captain!)
(gratuitous pic of Brad with his BF(f) Vinny)
Henrik Lundqvist
...ok, I'll stop now. but really. my team is the prettiest. I may have to do a special NYR picspam later on.
Ottawa Senators
Erik Karlsson! He's so presh! (I am perhaps rating this wrong, but whatevs.)
Philadelphia Flyers
MEH. but I guess Braydon Coburn.
Phoenix Coyotes
Paul Bissonnette. Ridiculous. (no, really, he's ridiculous.)
Pittsburgh Penguins
Kris Letang, but the only reason I picked this picture is because somebody put the lyrics of "Gone" on it and it makes me laugh.
San Jose Sharks
Brent Burns, as long as he's not rocking a ridiculous 'stache.
St. Louis Blues
David "Inglourious" Backes. His eyes are purty.
Tampa Bay Lightning
safla';fl';fla'fla'fla'lf Vinny Lecavalier. GUH GUH GUH. Lemme show you more.
oh hey, it's Vinny and Brad again.
and as wee hockey players.
Honorable mention to his hotass coach, Guy Boucher:
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joffrey Lupul and his stupid pretty eyes.
Vancouver Canucks
Ryan Kesler, even though I think he's most attractive when he's mad at Andrew Ladd.
Washington Capitals
Brooks Laich, you're too pure and good for the Caps.
Winnipeg Jets
oh, Zach Bogosian. How YOU doin'?
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Date: 2011-12-07 04:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-07 04:20 pm (UTC)JUUUUUUUDGIIIIING. :D :D :D
Also, Markstrom! MARKSTROM. How did I now know they were hiding a goalie that pretty in their team? *________*
nom bogo nom. god, his ridiculous gorgeous face.
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Date: 2011-12-07 06:28 pm (UTC)Thank You!
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Date: 2011-12-07 08:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-09 06:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-09 06:38 pm (UTC)Nobody knows about Markstrom because nobody currrrrrrs about Florida. trufax.
I don't understand why there isn't more Bogo fic. LOOK AT HIM. nomnomnom.
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Date: 2011-12-09 06:39 pm (UTC)yessssss. but no Brodeur. or Clarkson. I do not want my Rangers to be infected with suckitude.
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Date: 2011-12-09 06:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-09 06:40 pm (UTC)