Yes, these are my feelings on Spock exactly. I love him in fic being all logical smartass, but please to be keeping his clothes on, okay? okay! Sadly, I feel much the same way about Quinto - I believe he falls under the Lance Bass Rule for me, which states that I will never ever find a gay man (or a man I *STRONGLY* suspect of being gay) hot. Fabulous? Yes. Awesome? Oh, hell yes. Sexually attractive? not so much - which I understand is bizarre because I'm not sexually attracted to about 99.999999% of men, but there you go.
and, hoo boy! Chekov!
1) OMG HE IS NOT AN INFANT. I admit, I do like a sexually inexperienced Chekov in fic, but people do realize he's 17 and not 12, right?
2) STOP WITH THE DAMN ACCENT. There is nothing - NOTHING - that makes me back out of a fic faster than seeing a 'wery'. I don't care who wrote it, I'm not reading it.
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Date: 2009-06-24 01:24 am (UTC)and, hoo boy! Chekov!
1) OMG HE IS NOT AN INFANT. I admit, I do like a sexually inexperienced Chekov in fic, but people do realize he's 17 and not 12, right?
2) STOP WITH THE DAMN ACCENT. There is nothing - NOTHING - that makes me back out of a fic faster than seeing a 'wery'. I don't care who wrote it, I'm not reading it.
3) Boy seriously needs to top some more in fic.