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[cathybites]

Of relevant interest to, like, five of you, but the hockey RPS fandom decided to get in on the kink meme thing going around, and, GUH. sheesunat wrote me Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews/Brent Seabrook, which I'd put down on a whim and have been rewarded GREATLY for doing so. also need to point out this Sergei Fedorov/Brandon Dubinsky one which is. yes. YES. So needs a sequel. I need to finish up on my fic prompts, and then maybe I can poke around some over there. and you guys should, too! Because there is seriously not enough hockey porn in the world.

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[honeymull.livejournal.com]

Fnadfgkjhljkhsgdfbg.

slkdfjh.

I HAVE THE ENTIRE ST_XI_KINK MEME OPEN IN ANOTHER WINDOW; I DO NOT NEED MORE TEMPTING PROMPT MEMES.

*jumps in the meme-puddle anyway*

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT NEED MORE TEMPTING PROMPT MEMES.

FALSE. Everyone needs more of them. XD

and, y'know. If you wanted to tackle the girl!Parise/Dubi one, I'm sure the requester would be ecstatic. AHEM.

[honeymull.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I hate you.

*starts writing*

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

you looooooooooooooove me!

[honeymull.livejournal.com]

MAYBE.

So I'm probably getting Zach's voice all wrong, buuuuut I'm writing kinda-het, so MLAAH.

(My god, I'd forgotten how damn pretty Mr. Parise was. OM NOM NOM. Pretty sure he'd push all my buttons as a boy OR a girl. unf.)

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I would never ever EVER admit it in, like, a court of law, but it's possible that despite the fact that anyone wearing a Devils jersey is automatically fug in my eyes^*, I may kind of sort of maybe just a little think Zach Parise is made of hot.

and someday I'll finish my Parise/Dubi fic. someday.

[honeymull.livejournal.com]

I am fully convinced that Brandon Dubinsky is the Sam Winchester of the hockey world. Totally shit at the actually-picking-up-chicks part, stutters and blushes and all that, but once he's actually getting down to business? He fucks like a champ. Sean Avery makes do with missionary position sex in all his conquests, while Dubi has freakyass Kama Sutra shit going on whenever he does get the girl.

Also, please stop making me paranoid about creepy powers you may or may not possess for making me write porn on a whim whenever you're involved. Seriously. *eyes you suspiciously* That goddamned genderswap was just under 2k. WHAT. THE HELL.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

um. From things I've heard, your theory on Dubi would be 100% correct.


and, dude, you're lucky I don't demand you turn that fic into a big bang length epic, complete with them seeing each other again, and Dubi takes Zach out to dinner, and they hang out and have ridiculous amounts of sex until Zach starts to suspect they're dating, and THEN he changes back, and now he's all extra confused and a little heartbroken because he doesn't know what to tell Dubi, and the first time they play against each other, Dubi knocks him on his ass and calls him a cocksucker, and all Zach can think about is the fact that he *has* sucked Dubi's cock and loved it and he's all *WIBBLE* and. um. yes.

also! you should link to the dreamwidth entry of your Sulu/Chekov fic in the comm! :D

[honeymull.livejournal.com]

Alkjhlkfjhsd. Aiuyhfhjkhg. SKhu.

STOP. STOP TEMPTING ME.

BACK. Baaaaack.

*sign o' cross*

[honeymull.livejournal.com]

Also, re: the Chekov fic...But it wasn't for a Soblazn prompt? Wouldn't that kind of be AGAINST TEH ROOLZ?

[isachi.livejournal.com]

and, dude, you're lucky I don't demand you turn that fic into a big bang length epic, complete with them seeing each other again, and Dubi takes Zach out to dinner, and they hang out and have ridiculous amounts of sex until Zach starts to suspect they're dating, and THEN he changes back, and now he's all extra confused and a little heartbroken because he doesn't know what to tell Dubi, and the first time they play against each other, Dubi knocks him on his ass and calls him a cocksucker, and all Zach can think about is the fact that he *has* sucked Dubi's cock and loved it and he's all *WIBBLE* and. um. yes.

Sorry I'm going to butt in here for a moment to say: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" XD

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

PFFFFT. RULES. WHATEVER.