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[cathybites]

Why my fans friends are better than yours

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[affectingly.livejournal.com]

Oh god, you've exposed our insanity to the general public. DYYYYING.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

ha! would you expect anything else from me?

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

No, but just so you know, we will not go quietly. You'll now get drunk and accidentally make out with Misha. He will be insufferable.

[kirbybits.livejournal.com]

You know what this does? This makes my nipples hard at the thought of WINCON.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

D:

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahaha! Maybe you can make a guest appearance in this.

[kirbybits.livejournal.com]

okay so this is the part where you find out that I made the conscious choice to not watch Supernatural at all this season, so I could marathon it this summer, and therefore I know the following things:

1) "Castiel" is apparently NOT half of my friends list simultaneously becoming so excited over a product they misspell "Castile Soap".

2) "Misha" is not a girl's name.

AND THAT IS JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING. So y'know, I have to figure out where/how to DL that shiz now.

But in the meantime, I have no thoughts on your Girlyman, except that I think he looks like all of the good parts of pre-fattening-nuts Lee Adama.

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

This all started after I read Kassie's latest Zach/Chris fic. I was like, "So, right. We're kidnapping Misha. Also, Zach and Chris. They're coming to live with us."

Right now, what happens is basically Zach is super gay and Chris is a douche who likes to drink Miller Lite on the porch without a shirt on. Misha and Kassie have some sort of feud/bff thing happening that we're not really sure about.

It's all sort of normal and boring but in a completely fabulous, sitcom-y way.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

She didn't even tell you that we live in New Orleans in this story...

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

and do you make me jambalaya and etouffee and dirty rice all day long?

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Wait, did you just oppress me into the kitchen? Am I also pregnant? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? I need to drink less, clearly.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

because James T. Kirk ain't got nothin' on me.

I need to drink less, clearly

BLASPHEMER.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I was about to make a Friends comparison, and then realized I was about to make a Friends comparison and now I want to stab myself in the eye.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

This is a fine example of why we appropriated your likeness to live in our Porn House.

I think Jim Kirk was the sole reason Starfleet Academy made male birth control injections mandatory for the student population.

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

that is the most fantastic thing ever.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

We need to figure out a way to make this happen for real.

or maybe with Barbie dolls. whatever.

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

either way. it would be glorious.

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. If it makes you feel any better, I would compare us more to How I Met Your Mother... but gayer.