Is not lie, is not lie...

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Parents came up to drop off my car. Everybody please wish me luck in driving it tomorrow. Let's hope I don't crash or re-break my ankle or whatever.

In addition to the automobile, my dad also gave me DVDs he'd made of the first season of Ace of Cakes! I know you are all very very excited, yes? As soon as I figure out how to rip them and all that fun stuff, I'll throw them up and you can all see how awesome the sister is.

Finished off a few more requests from the five things meme:

for musesfool: 5 Times Sam Cockblocked Dean
1) The first time was completely by accident, and Sam didn't even really understand what was happening at the time. Dean had come with Betty Miller, yelling at Sam to stay on the living room couch, which was fine with Sam because the Power Rangers were on. But halfway through the show, just as the Rangers were being attacked by another of Rita Repulsa's monsters, the TV flicked off. He'd tried the remote, tried the power button on the TV, tried smacking it, but nothing worked. Frustrated, he'd stormed into their room, yelling, "DEAN! The TV's broke!" There'd been a scramble of bodies off of Dean's bed, ending with Dean glaring at him from the other side. "I'll fix it later," he'd said, but Sam stood his ground, pouting with his arms crossed, and Betsy had giggled, standing up and adjusting her top and skirt, and said that she had homework to do anyways. She'd left, Dean had grumbled about ten-year-olds not knowing anything about privacy, but in the end, Sam got to finish watching most of his show.

2) The second time wasn't *exactly* on purpose, but Dean had dragged Sam to some party, and it was boring and Sam had a test to study for, and Dean had been completely ignoring him in favor of some cheerleader - who Sam thought was way too young for Dean anyways, nevermind that she was a year older than Sam. He watched as she led Dean into the hallway, and, teeth grinding, he got to his feet, not even realizing what he was doing until he was standing in front of them and telling Dean that they had to leave *now*. Both Dean and the cheerleader shot him dirty looks and told him to go away, but Sam stood his ground and, eventually, with apologies for the girl and threats for Sam, Dean drove them back home.

3) The third time was completely on purpose, and Sam wasn't sorry about it, not at all. They'd just cleaned up a den of ghouls, and Dad had gone ahead to Pastor Jim's, leaving strict instructions that once Sam's fever was down, they were to meet him there. Finding out he had a fever was news to Sam, and when he followed Dean when he left to 'get supplies', he found out the real reason Dean wanted to stay behind: the red-headed daughter of the motel owner, who climbed into the backseat of the Impala with a giggle while Sam watched. Watched and seethed and timed it just right so Dean was bare-assed when Sam threw open the door and started hollering about how dare Dean leave him alone and wasn't he still waiting for the crabs to clear up? The girl hightailed it out of there and Dean had been so pissed he couldn't even speak, but as they sped towards Blue Earth, Sam couldn't help but feel more than a little satisfied.

4) The fourth time Sam hadn't even realized he'd cockblocked Dean, not until later. Something had been possessing cars in Annapolis, MD, something that hadn't turned malevolent yet, but you never knew with these things, and they were posing as reps from Chevrolet, talking to one of the victims, a guy around Sam's age, tall and blond and tanned from summers spent on boats. They'd gotten everything the guy knew, and Sam was ready to leave, try and find this thing. The guy invited them out to his yacht for 'some beers and whatever', and Sam had declined, but Dean...Dean had cocked his head, then sprawled back in his seat, grinning as he said sure. "Run along, Sammy," Dean had said, and the guy's impossibly bright smile grew wider. Sam just growled something about needing "to get back to the office, Angus." Dean snarled something back about needing to relax, but Sam put his foot down and they left. Later, when Dean was still in a pissy mood, Sam thought about it, thought about the way Dean had acted and the way the guy had acted, not even looking at Sam when he'd extended the invitation, and...oh. Oh. He hadn't known that Dean...but, then again, four years was a long time. Long enough that Sam was just starting to realize that there was a lot about his brother he didn't know.

5) The fifth time didn't even really count, as far as Sam's concerned, because...well. They were in yet another dive bar, dark and loud and the kind of place that Dean seemed to thrive on. He was hustling pool at the moment while Sam watched, sat and thought about the fact that he'd been on the road with Dean for almost three years now. Three years of having to watch Dean smile and wink and charm his way into people's pants. Three years of watching Dean, and Dean watching him back and neither of them doing a damn thing about it, and as Dean flirted with the bleached blonde by his side, Sam had had enough. He got up, strode over and grabbed Dean's arm, and said, "Let's go." Dean shook his hand off and hissed, "Quit fucking cockblocking me!" and Sam said, intense and low, "I'm not."



for kitchendinah: 5 things that would make Ruby Rhod absolutely DIE if his adoring audience found out
1) He still sleeps with a stuffed bunny named Mr Binkles - but only when all the ladies have left.
2) He has a penile implant.
3) Freshman year of high school, he was a member of the chess club; by junior year, he was president.
4) He didn't lose his virginity until he was twenty-two.
5) He suffers from premature ejaculation.



for arabiana: 5 Sounds Dean makes that force Sam to come
1) The little growl that lodges deep in Dean's chest, the one Sam only knows about when Dean's pressed tight against his back and Sam can *feel* it.
2) Sam calls it a whimper and Dean says he's full of shit, but there's no denying that the noise ("whimper." "fuck you! I don't whimper!") that Dean makes when Sam's got his tongue deep in Dean's ass - whatever it is - gets to Sam every damn time.
3) The low low moan Dean makes way deep in his throat right before he takes Sam's cock all the way down.
4) When Sam's hitting the perfect stride, when he's fucking Dean hard and steady with long, even strokes, it's never long before Dean's breath starts hitching and he lets out a choked-off gasp that just undoes Sam.
5) It's not often, but sometimes they have time, and they take it slow and easy, taking as long as they want to explore each other's bodies and drive one another nuts. Those times, all it takes is Dean's quiet whisper of, "Sammy, c'mon, now," and Sam comes harder than he ever thought possible.



also, from inkdot: Reply and I'll give you a letter. Find ten songs that start with that letter and post them to your journal. She gave me 'G'. um. I'm too lazy to upload, but if you're really aching for a song, just let me know.


1) "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)" - ABBA
2) "Gloria" - Laura Branigan
3) "Girlfriend" - nsync
4) "God's Away on Business" - Tom Waits
5) "Gorilla Girl" - Dead Milkmen
6) "Gossip Folks" - Missy Elliot
7) "Girl Germs" - bratmobile
8) "Gimme Little Sign" - Brenton Wood
9) "Going to California" - Led Zeppelin
10) "Gypsy Road" - Cinderella

i am suddenly very hyper-aware of the plate in my ankle. it's kind of freaking me out a little. i'm even feeling a little nauseated over it. *_*

ALSO! OMG! Reading this article may have made me ridiculously happy. RIDICULOUSLY.